Well, it was the good and right thing to have Omar reappear last night broken and crying in a janitor’s closet. After his leap into thin air, away from Chris and Snoop’s terrible clutches, we Omar fans cheered his escape. But he’s not a superhero, and a slick black trench coat isn’t enough to break a fall like that. After they searched what looked like the entire complex, plus the neighborhood Dumpsters and sewers and hospitals, how Marlo’s crew didn’t find Omar is going to have to remain a mystery.
It looked to me like Omar stuck a broom under one arm and limped away from the scene of the crime in the bright light of day. I’d quibble that Marlo is fastidious enough to have left at least the kid on the bike to stand watch, but I wanted to see Omar live to bust around the corner with his shotgun as much as anyone else. We haven’t seen him in a rage like this since his boyfriend was killed all those seasons ago.
Marlo, though, follows a different code, and I can’t see him ever showing up for a ghetto duel. He lied to the council that Omar was to blame for Prop Joe and Hungry Man’s murders (not that any of those savvy men were buying his lies), called off future meetings, and told everyone the price of a brick was going up.
Finding himself stuck, McNulty somehow saw fit to kidnap an old homeless man, scratch out his identity card, stuff him far away in a distant shelter, and send an anonymous photo of the poor sap as a warning from the feared Cellphone Photo Pervert. When McNulty was driving his capture out of Baltimore, the drooling man’s head bobbing and weaving, it’s not hard to picture the rapidly unraveling detective in a similar bad way in the future.
So now Scott’s juked serial-killer beat will get further play on the front page of . The worm has what’s coming to him, but something about seeing him in his earnest man-of-the-streets T-shirt, getting chased off the tracks by a German shepherd but sticking it out anyway to hear a ruined ex-marine’s story, was endearing. He’ll cook up anything in a jam, and get called the Jimmy Breslin of Baltimore by Nancy Grace because of it, but this sudden burst of real work seemed to both calm and inspire him.
NEXT: Bunk works a real crime
The press and politicians can salivate all they want over what working the homeless angle can do for their careers.
Randy wasn’t the only ghost from the past wafting through this episode. Through Randy’s rap sheet, we even heard a shout-out to Prez, who Bunk casually dismissed as that ”goofy motherf—er.” At the mayor’s sparsely attended ceremony to announce a supposed revitalization of the waterfront, chisel-cheekboned Nick Sobotka let loose a surge of obscenities from the back of the crowd, bemoaning his lost port of Baltimore.
If I had any complaint about this season, besides my constant waffling over whether I’m sold or not on this serial-killer plot, it’s that there aren’t as many new characters whose lives we can sneak inside. Apart from my beloved Gus, there’s no one else who’s going to make me start chewing my knuckles, knowing that these tough-minded TV writers might rip them from me. In season 1, I figured if I could just keep Wallace and D’Angelo, I’d survive. (Ack.) In the following seasons, I worried over the Sobotkas, Omar, Cutty, Bodie, and even Stringer Bell. Then there was that gut-wrencher fourth season with the boys, and I’m still not sure I’ve recovered from Dukie handing over a Christmas present to Prez or Randy yelling at Carver down the hospital corridor.
Oh, and for lines of the night, I’ll have to tip my hat to both Marlo (”That some Spider-Man shit there”) and Bunk (”My heart beats purple piss for you”).
So, if you had to bet money, who in this snow globe is going to make it out alive when the final credits roll? Is McNulty doomed to end up as lost and loony as his poor passenger Larry? Is his saner, saltier partner Lester going to go down in a blaze of glory? Is there a smoother actor than Jamie Hector, with his languid moves and deadened purr, on TV today? Did Carcetti’s speech give you a shiver? And if that didn’t set your heart to pumping, how about when Daniels called his gal ”darling”? Attention, sir!