In this story, a dog describes how it loves finding cozy spots in the house. The dog lives with a couple and usually sleeps in its doggy bed by their bed. However, if one of the humans is gone for too long, the dog likes to steal their spot. This time, it was the lady who was away for too long. The lady tries to get the dog to move by recording it with a camera, but the dog refuses to budge. The dog suggests that it might consider moving if offered tasty kibble and bacon treats. The lady then tries to pull the covers off the bed, but the dog insists that it needs the blanket to stay warm. The dog calls for the other human's help, accusing the lady of doggie domestic harassment.